You would think that Hailey Welch AKA The Hawk Tuah girl had cured cancer the way the media is going on about her, but nope, all she did was talk about sucking d1ck on camera, and now she’s a national treasure and well on her way to becoming a millionaire.
Welch has had no shortage of opportunities since going viral. She filed a trademark for “Hawk Tuah” for apparel and comedy and has been signed up by a management agency, and also turned down an offer from Playboy, an offer to spit in a jar and sell it for $600, and countless requests for an OnlyFans.
According to TMZ, Welch has also been receiving TV deal offers to develop a reality show based on her life due to her “relatable and humorous” personality.
There’s even a mini-documentary about her doing the rounds already:
Does Hawk Tuah deserve a documentary? pic.twitter.com/8k4S1L8v9Z
— TaraBull (@TaraBull808) July 6, 2024
Listen, fair play to the girl. Kim Kardashian went 20 years strong following her viral sex tape, so why can’t the Hawk Tuah girl get 15 minutes off a catchphrase about sucking c0ck? Seems only fair.
She actually comes across as quite a sweet and morally upright person, even if it is completely laughable and ridiculous that she’s got her elderly family members rocking Hawk Tuah merch and acting all proud of her in that clip. Are they even aware of what Hawk Tuah means, or what?
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Anyway, will be interesting to see how much mileage Hailey Welch continues to get out of Hawk Tuah, given she’s still gathering momentum a couple weeks later. Just think – she’s going to become a millionaire off a meme and the rest of us are going to be grinding away until our 60s and 70s and make nothing to close to that. What a time to be alive.
For more on the offer Hawk Tuah girl received from Playboy, click HERE.
