Spend a decade training. Counting every calorie. Measuring every vital. Getting 8.15 hours of sleep every night.
Only to lose out on an Olympic medal because your dong wasn’t tucked. Devastating.
pic.twitter.com/zuRFVC50h5— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) August 3, 2024
(I’ve been looking for something Olympics related to blog that is up Francis’ alley, and just so happens the blog-gods delivered)
I don’t really know the context here other than we’ve got another very well endowed Olympian in spandex, showcasing his pringles can of a Weiner for all the world to see, and it costing him a medal.
I know Barstool Sports has been highlighting Olympic penis at an above average rate this week, even for us, but this had to be blogged. And it had to be said/asked again- is it worth losing a medal in exchange for the entire world marveling at your hog?
I would argue no, but I’m also not heading back to the Olympic village with an elephant trunk between my legs, and all the chicks going into a hush, whispering about it as I walk by. So good for this guy I guess.
