Scumbag Yankees Fan Will Enjoy The Next Game In A Jail Cell After Slapping Phillies Fan Unconscious Outside Of Citizens Bank Park

The thing about Philly sports fans is that we have class and decorum. We are passionate about our sports teams, yes. But we also understand that it’s just that–a game. We’re adults here in Philadelphia. We understand there are real issues in the world that deserve our focus and commitment. We enjoy and appreciate sport, but we surely aren’t going to stoop so low as to get into a physical altercation over them.

But people from New York City are human garbage. They are all literally the biggest pieces of shit you’ll ever meet in your life. They’re either one of the most grotesquely hideous creatures you’ve ever seen, one of the most idiotic braindead dipshits in the world, or a gigantic scumbag who is so ill-adjusted to society that you think it would be better off if the world just caged off NYC from everybody else. Somehow this dude in an Aaron Judge jersey seems to fit the bill for all 3.

The whole purpose behind goading someone into hitting you is that by not throwing the first punch/slap, you get to claim self-defense. This dumbass was trying to get the guy in black to hit him first so he’d be justified in returning fire. Only when the man in the black didn’t take the bait, this dumb sack of shit still proceeded to wind up and smack the shit out of him. All while (presumably) his buddy filmed the entire altercation. And then, being the being dumbass on the planet, they probably thought the moment was so “bad ass” that they incriminated themselves by throwing all the evidence you’d need to get hit with an assault charge on the internet. Face and everything.

So congrats to this Yankees fan on watching his last game in person for a while. I’m sure the game will be just as exciting from the confines of a jail cell. Sick fan base…

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