We’re barely a week into the Paris Olympics, and one of the most rewarding aspects of these Games has been watching these athletes be their true, authentic selves. Not trying to live up to some ridiculous, fictionalized, idealistic standard of behavior cooked up by the marketing department at the IOC to sell merchandise. But simply being themselves. Whether it’s bad blood between the women’s tennis players, like Danielle Collins and Iga Swiatek exchanging hostilities or Emma Navarro’s display of Sore Loserism:
Or Simone Biles clapping at former teammate Mykayla Skinner after Team USA won gold. For the most part in these Games, the competitors have consistently proven to be their genuine, true selves in a way people rarely are when they’re the subject of international attention. The women especially.
And yet I’m happy to report that quality has not be limited to the competitors. That spirit has been infectious, spreading to the ladies in the stands as well:
Jennifer Aniston ‘lookalike’ flashes her B**BS during #Olympics coverage… 😳🎾 pic.twitter.com/posXc6EVaz
— Mail Sport (@MailSport) August 1, 2024
Source – A Jennifer Aniston lookalike left Olympic fans stunned on Wednesday after flashing her boobs on TV while sat next to a child at the Paris Games.
During USA tennis star Danielle Collins’ match against Polish World No 1 Iga Swiatek, television cameras panned to what appeared to be a mom, dad and son watching on in the crowd.
And after initially waving to the camera, the unidentified woman – who looks a spitting image of legendary actress Jennifer – produced a viral moment by lifting up her top to flash her cleavage in a bikini.
The supposed dad and young child were blissfully unaware of her antics as they continued to smile and wave to the camera while the flashing played out.
I won’t even bother posting the video. Because it wouldn’t be up here for a cocaine heartbeat before the Olympics Copyright KGB took it down. And because it shows a kid elbow-to-elbow with his mother while she’s flashing her bra. But if you’re interested, and it’s safe to assume you are, here’s the only post I can find that hasn’t been deleted.
Back in the ’90s, when every third TV commercial on basic cable after 11pm was for Girls Gone Wild VHSs, we all used to wonder what would happen to those happy, carefree, boob-flash enthusiasts. Would they grow up to regret their choices? Ever find true love? Start families? Keep their youthful exuberance? Or their looks? Well I’m going to go out on a limb and say this MILFtastic Olympic tennis fan has given us the answers.
Keeping it this tight ain’t easy. It takes a lot of work, sweat and sacrifice. And when you’ve put in those hours taking care of yourself, your first instinct is to share it with the world. Your second instinct might be to spare your son from having his mom flash her headlights to the entire world, but it’s a very distant second. Like winning silver behind Katie Ledecky. She was no doubt sharing those rock hard abs with anyone interested in seeing them long before there was a baby gestating in there. And she’s going to start getting shy about showing them off when she finds herself on camera. She had one shot at this, and she did not blow her opportunity. And that is to be admired.
So good for Faux Jennifer Aniston. As the kids say (or would say if this was 30 years ago), she’s keeping it real. Burning hotter than the Olympic flame. Winning MILF gold. Standing prouder than any athlete atop the medal stand as their nation’s anthem is played. And living up to the very best of the spirit of these Games. We could use more like her. You are a lucky man, Grey Bearded Husband. We salute you both.
