Michigan* Is So Fucked Now That The Results Of The NCAA Investigation Have Been Announced

So ESPN obtained a copy of the draft of Notice of Allegations being sent to Michigan*, and it includes the following:

– 5 coaches committed Level 1 violations with their involvement in the Cheating Scandal, including Jim Harbaugh and Sherrone Moore

– New Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore deleted 52 text messages with Connor Stalions on the day the initial report came out

– Connor Stalions WAS on the sideline at Central Michigan

– Stalions illegally scouted at least 13 future Michigan opponents on at least 58 occasions between 2021 and 2023

– Stalions took hard drives with him and refused to cooperate with the NCAA

Folks this might be the best day of my life.  It takes a lot of courage to do what I’ve done these last 10 months, walking in one direction while the entire world was running in the other, but today it is all worth it.  I was right all along. Michigan turned their entire program around on the back of a spy and an illegal cheating scandal, and while they got their 15 minutes of fame, it now sadly must all come back crumbling down.  The fact of the matter is that Michigan HAS to vacate the last 3 years worth of wins and their National Title.There’s simply no other punishment that would fit this crime they committed. 5 coaches committed Level 1 violations including the head man himself? Guys just two days ago, the NCAA made Kentucky vacate 2 years worth of wins for Level 2 off-the-field violations that “the head coach and staff had no knowledge of”

And Michigan has 5 coaches committing Level 1 violations for something on-the-field that impacted actual games? It’s a wrap. Oh, and to the crowd still latching on to the idea that Stalions acted alone and that “no evidence shows that any coaches had knowledge of this”, I ask you one thing:

That’s a whole lot of covering up for someone who didn’t even know about it? Even Ray Charles could see that they’re all implicated. And while the wins and the title are surely about to be reversed, I just hope Dave doesn’t have to give back his million dollar bet, too.

I’m so excited for the punishment. I’m on Cloud 9 reading about all they did to lie and steal and cheat, but can you imagine with I get to update the count of Days since Michigan* last beat Ohio State to 4,635?

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