Former Eagles center Jason Kelce had people buzzing on social media, and it all had to do with some swings he was taking at Big Soap.
Y’know… like Big Pharma or Big Oil? Yeah, Big Soap.
Kelce quote tweeted someone who said that he looked like someone who didn’t wash their feet, which turned out to be right on the money.
What kind of weirdo washes their feet…. https://t.co/djbjj39Lyw
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) June 1, 2024
I’ve got to be honest with you: he’s got a point here. I’m usually a two-shower-a-day kind of guy — morning and night; I’m clean enough to work in a microchip plant or on one of those big space telescope mirrors — but I don’t even dig in on the feet washing.
They catch enough residual soap splashes and water that you don’t need to get in there for some detailing.
Let em know, from the rooftop https://t.co/XIz34ha7wt
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) June 1, 2024
Now, if there’s a better place for this kind of info than an anonymous person on X recalling a study that they read about one time, I’d like to hear it.
But Kelce wasn’t done. He took a swing at one of the most powerful industries the world has ever seen: Big Soap.
