Jason Kelce Told Fans to Wash Their Ass After Resolving Hygiene Concerns Post ‘Diabolical’ Rant Against Big Soap

Forget football strategy and grueling workouts—the real controversy surrounding Jason Kelce involves something far more personal: his approach to hygiene. The former Philadelphia Eagles center recently sent shockwaves through the NFL fanbase with his unconventional views on using soap, shampoo, and body wash while showering. But beneath the humor lies a serious question: Is soap overrated? Let’s dive into the hotspots of this controversy.

During a candid exchange on the latest episode of their podcast “New Heights,” Jason Kelce revealed his no-frills cleanliness routine, which boils down to rinsing off and focusing on the “hotspots”. His blunt admission left fans both amused and bewildered, sparking a heated debate about personal hygiene on social media.

The hygiene hullabaloo began with a snippet of New Heights’ latest episode shared in X. Travis Kelce—Jason’s brother—shared an email from a viewer named Aubrey Grover. The subject line? “Help us avoid a divorce…when showering.” Aubrey’s husband staunchly believes that body wash is the only acceptable way to cleanse.

But Jason Kelce, ever the provocateur, sided with the female perspective. He scoffed at the idea of washing hair and then using the suds to clean the rest of the body. According to Kelce, shampoo and body wash are unnecessary. His secret? Rinse off and focus on the hotspots: the private parts and the armpits.

Kelce’s unorthodox hygiene practices don’t stop there. He revealed in the podcast that he washes his hair only once a month, raising eyebrows among those who prefer a more frequent shampoo schedule. And when it comes to underwear, Kelce isn’t a fan—except for compression shorts during workouts or physical activities. His no-nonsense approach to cleanliness has certainly left an indelible mark on fans, who find his candidness both entertaining and relatable.

While some may raise an eyebrow at Kelce’s hygiene choices, he remains unapologetic. But the pièce de résistance came when a commenter accused Kelce of neglecting his posterior, prompting him to challenge the prevailing notion that “washing every crevice” of one’s body is essential. His response? “Dude, I said hot spots, your ass is definitely a hot spot.  Ass, B*lls and Pits, that’s it.” A rallying cry for those who dare to challenge conventional wisdom.

When another user retweeted this saying  “looks like he doesn’t wash his legs or feet,” Kelce fired back with a provocative question: “What kind of weirdo washes their feet?” His tongue-in-cheek response set off a flurry of reactions, with fans alternately defending and teasing the retired NFL player

Jason Kelce turns against the “Big Soap”

In a bold move, Kelce took to social media to double down on his controversial hygiene philosophy, unleashing a scathing rant against the alleged powers-that-be: “Big Soap.” According to the former NFL star, dermatologists not beholden to “Big Soap” would agree that focusing on hot spots—like the ass, balls, and pits—is sufficient for maintaining cleaner, healthier skin.

Kelce’s unfiltered honesty struck a chord with fans, even if it meant admitting he doesn’t wash his legs or feet. BoltUp, another Twitter user, cited a curious study that compared the bacterial load between those who actively scrubbed their legs and feet versus those who let soapy water flow down. The result? Exponentially more bacteria clung to the legs of diligent scrubbers. Kelce seized the opportunity, retweeting with a triumphant “Let ’em know, from the rooftop.”

Just like that, Kelce’s hygiene manifesto became a rallying cry for those who dare to challenge conventional wisdom. So, next time you step into the shower, remember: Sometimes, simplicity—and a touch of irreverence—can be the best hygiene policy, per the Super Bowl winner. And if you ever find yourself in a heated debate about cleanliness, just channel your inner Jason Kelce and simply let ’em know, from the rooftop!

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